Ankle Soup Cover

I never know what my mistress is doing. She has a routine that she’s always pooh-poohing. The way that things change make me jumpy and nervous. Could it be she’s an agent? F.B.I.? Secret Service?

So smile when you see me way down in the crowd. And bend to my level for crying out loud! Please try to see things from my point of view. Your ankles are nice but… you’re more than a shoe.